A Little Bit of Candy Makes It Sweeter!

I came across some pretty interesting photos recently of little oompa loompas in a photo booth. You know? The small minion-like characters from Willie Wonka? Well they're not just in the film anymore, they're everywhere. The were first spotted in China a few months back and when Chinese officials realized what was going on, they had them deported and sent our way. Naturally they have attacked photo booths and are ruining everything. We have to stop them. Rent a photo booth. It's the only way. The more booths we can get out of their hands and into the natives, we will successfully reclaim our nation.